We have all been bombarded by an embarassing experience in our lives. Sometimes the embarassment is extreme that you wish the ground to open and swallow you alive. Yet wishes are not horses. Otherwise if they were then beggars will go riding in the streets. So, you had just to cope up with the embarassment.
A wife called her husband from work that she had a surprise for him. He hurriedly jumped into his car and literally flew to his home. No sooner had he packed than his wife appeared. What! She had a blindfold and went ahead to blindfold him after a long kiss. She walked him to the sitting room. On arriving in the room, she remembered something and suddenly warned him not to move nor remove the blindfold; she disappeared into the kitchen.
The husband remained standing. He had gobbled down the sausage he found in the office. It tasted stale but he had forced it down with a glass of water. Now it was having its toll on his stomach. He felt like passing wind an action he was busy trying to surpress. Yet the f*rt came out. It was a loud one. Another one came and he let it out. The stench was unbearable. But soon it subsided.
Now relieved, he braced for the surprise from the wife. Why was she taking too long. At last she came and apologised for the inconvinience.
“Surprise ” she said as she removed the blindfold.
Seated in the room were his in-laws including both parents of the wife, area member of parliament and county governor.
Back when I was a newly posted young primary teacher, I put up in the same house with the headteacher. He knew me as an honest person and entrusted many things undet my care.
One day he brought in art and craft items as I was busy reading a Sydney Sheldon paperback. No sooner had the principal and his entourage left than an old lady came begging for a scarf through the window. I gave him.
Suddenly the principal came and demanded the scarf. I denied vehemently to have even espied it. I have been busy reading. Then the woman was brought in with the scarf. What an embarassing experience!
Have you ever been caught up in such an embarassing experience? What was your course of action?
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